In true hedonist fashion, we visited the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nevada to check out some fried food and good eats. In case you haven’t heard, the Heart Attack Grill is a hospital themed restaurant that has become an international sensation famous for big burgers and even bigger appetites.
The menu includes a list of food designed to kill. From the Single Bypass burger to the Octuple Bypass Burger these dishes are so decadent they can put you into cardiac arrest. I chowed down the massive double bypass burger that came with 10 pieces of fried bacon and cheddar cheese. If that doesn’t sound good, there’s also Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard and the Coronary Dog.
When you’re done with dinner, sit back and enjoy a Lucy Strike non-filter cigarette or Butterfat Milkshakes that come in chocolate and vanilla. For the kids there’s real Coca-Cola and candy cigarettes! If you’re gunna do it, start doing it young.
If you are not able to scarf down the massive portions, you’ll be subjected to sexy spankings from the nasty nurses that work at the Heart Attack Grill. According to their website, these spankings are considered a form of pain management therapy by Doctor Jon, the owner and founder of the Heart Attack Grill.
My absolute favorite part of this restaurant was the free wheelchair service provided to restaurant patrons who finish the
Quadruple Bypass Burger, a four level burger complete with toppings and cheese. I didn’t order that but I am planning to next time. I’ll also be working towards a goal of gaining about 200 lbs. to receive a free meal from the Heart Attack Grill.
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